Forget politics and religion, the culture wars of our time are between moss lovers and lawn mowers, and if you haven¡¯t realized that yet it¡¯s because you haven¡¯t been spending enough time on TikTok.

On the corners of the internet most frequented by people born this century, manicured lawns are frowned upon because they can¡¯t be walked on, require fertilizer, need too much water and are boring and ugly (sorry, Versailles).

In short, they¡¯re the perfect metaphor for boomers.