¡°Do you have an iPod?¡±

Steve Ballmer: ¡°No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children ¡ª in many dimensions they¡¯re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I¡¯ve got my kids brainwashed: You don¡¯t use Google, and you don¡¯t use an iPod.¡±

Fortune Magazine, ¡°CEO of Microsoft is ready to take the offensive,¡± March 29, 2006