My Japan Times colleague Ian Martin nailed the state of Japanese pop music when he wrote that it was ¡°clinging on to the hoary old remains of the past.¡± The Oricon Chart¡¯s top albums of 2012 list was dominated by ¡°Best Of¡± compilations, with the top two spots going to a pair released by rock band Mr. Children, put out to celebrate the quartet¡¯s 20th anniversary. ¡°Mr. Children 2005-2010 ¡± sold 1.16 million copies and was 2012¡¯s best-selling CD. It¡¯s a fitting representation of the state of J-pop entering 2013 ¡ª a serviceable collection of songs with a few strong moments, but ultimately an exercise in playing it safe.

Mr. Children became one of Japan¡¯s best-selling acts in the 1990s due to big, dramatic ballads that were frequently paired with string sections. ¡°¡± shows how they could still move piles of records with the same formula in the last decade, and could create some great tunes. Opening track ¡°Worlds End¡± matches the made-for-cinema orchestration with a driving tempo and lead singer Kazutoshi Sakurai¡¯s existential lyrics (¡°What the hell¡¯s eternity for?¡°), making it the compilation¡¯s strongest cut. ¡°Hokiboshi¡± (¡°Comets¡°) and ¡°Fake¡± also work well because they move fast and feature more great, dejected words from Sakurai (from the latter ¡ª ¡°I¡¯ll come right out and say / We¡¯re just fakes made to look like the real thing¡°).

Sakurai¡¯s words, however, can¡¯t always save the music. The slower Mr. Children¡¯s music gets, the worse the track. ¡°¡± features a surplus of sappy ballads, particular in the middle, that just drag on.

Mr. Children released a new album this year that sounds similar to ¡°¡± ¡ª same faults and everything. Many other contemporary bands unnecessarily mine that same swelling sound, invoking nostalgia for ... the 2000s. Consumers in 2013 may be satisfied with older J-pop, but the industry itself is just as consumed by it and when so many new bands just mimic Mr. Children¡¯s formula, you¡¯re better off buying this dramatic pap from a group who can at least do it right.