Middle-aged man #1: It¡¯s raining. You don¡¯t have an umbrella?

Middle-aged man #2: I have one in my bag but I don¡¯t want to get it wet.

¡ª Tamachi, Minato-ku, Tokyo. Overheard by The Japan Times On Sunday

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